Fa-a-anfi-ic Wri-iter (writer, writer)
Dear Sir, or Madam, will you read my fic?
It took me months to write, but reads really quick.
Based on a manga that I like to read,
And I have no life so I want to be a fanfic writer.
It's a tragic story 'bout a magic spring
And the martial artist who fell right in.
His father's working for a bone doctor
It's a small-time job, but it's better than a fanfic writer.
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few;
Some I stole from Viz, but the most are new.
I could write a sequel if you like this part.
I could write myself in; gosh, it's great to be a fanfic writer.
No, I never thought about the copyrights,
But I disclaimed the author, so that is all right.
Yeah, I got this letter, said "Cease and desist";
I wrote a fic on it, 'cause I want to be a fanfic writer.
Back to the filksong index.
Back to my Ranma ½ page.