A Ranma ½ Filk Song

Ranma

(Sung to the Tune of _Lola_ by The Kinks)



[Kunou's Voice:]

I met her on the yard before Fuurinkan,
where the boys were lying from fighting
Tendou Akane.
Te - n - dou Akane!

I walked up to her and asked for a date;
I asked her name and in her boyish way
she said Ranma.
Sa - o - to - me Ranma!

Well, I am the school's most physical guy,
but when she punched me hard, she nearly broke my spine;
Oh my Ranma.
Sa - o - to - me Ranma!

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman, but fights like a man;
Oh my Ranma!
Sa - o - to - me Ranma!

Well, I'm in High School for my second year,
And I've only ever met one girl I hold so dear.
But Ranma snarled and shook off my hand
and said "You Baka! Buzz off, I'm a man"

Well, I'm not the world's most intelligent guy,
and when she spoke those words, they simply passed me by;
Oh my Ranma!
Sa -o - to - me Ranma!

I pushed her away;
I pulled out my sword;
She kicked in my face;
I fell down to my knees;
Then I looked at her and she at me.

Well, that is the way that we fight each day,
and I know that I'm gonna win her this way;
Oh my Ranma.
Sa - o - to - me Ranma!


[Ranma's voice:]

Girls will be cats, and boys will be girls,
It's a mixed up, muddled up, cursed world,
for me, Ranma.
Sa - o - to - me Ranma!

Well, I left home more than ten years ago,
and when we went to China, my Pop didn't know
that those pools were cursed, so we went training there;
Now he becomes a panda and I become a girl!

Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man,
But I know what I am, and I say I'm a man.
I am Ranma.
Sa - o - to - me Ranma!
Not Ranko, no, Ranma!


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